Rock Out With Your Cock Out: The FP (2011)


The FP is probably one of those films that polarizes viewers.  Within five minutes I was enthralled and every sentence I’ve uttered since has ended with the word “bitch.”  It plays well as a post-apocalyptic period piece.  Frazier Park life goes on as best it can with the occasional bouts where local gangs face off to “beat beat” shit right again.  The way things are settled is through the rhythm arcade dance game Beat Beat Revolution.  Something akin to raves set up and each gang elects members to dance off–it thrills me greatly to be able to use that phrase–to settle turf wars.  

This dystopian hoot opens with BTRO, hero of the FP, facing off against shit talking punk ass thug bitch L Dubba E.  Lee Valamassy’s performance is a revelation of four letter words and how they can be strung together; he plays it so straight it is a blast.  Well, L Dubba E dances BTRO to death and takes over the FP while JTRO leaves to roam the west like a one eyed Kwai Chang Caine.  This leaves the FP to L Dubba’s mercy and puts JTRO’s main squeeze into his harem of raver grrls.  Frazier Park gets fucked. No ducks.  “What’s a town with no ducks?!”

KC/DC tracks JTRO down and bemoans the state of FP.  JTRO reluctantly agrees to go meet Chromeskull…erm BLT…for training.  Fucking JTRO has been dancing with his feet and that isn’t going to beat beat shit right against L Dubba.  BLT gives JTRO the low down on why BTRO failed in one of the most memorable lines, “He wasn’t expectin’ the unexpected but it was sure as fuck expectin’ him.”  Then we are given, nay graced with, a dance video game arcade training montage which makes the Rocky IV montage look like a punk assed bitch.  

This thing absolutely rocks.  The music is tight.  The performances are inexplicable.  Everyone plays it differently but the most notable is the understated role of JTRO, who never seems to talk whack shit like everyone else does; and Lee Valmassy as L Dubba E who is on full bore gonzo from his first line to the credits.  Unbelievable hilarious shit.  I love the dystopian plot.  It is our reality with a small twist.  They have Beat Beat Revelation!

I’ve heard on fairly good authority that Jason Trost is sucking on ballpoint pens trying to get F2P funded.  I am excited for the sequel and I hope it is as goofy and fun as the original.  If they go back to the same well, shit I’ll buy it again because it was fun as fuck.

THE FP is like getting hit in the face by a used condom full of awesome! The Alamo Drafthouse Blu Ray is the way to go for this flick.  If you happen to hear about a Kickstarter for F2P let me know and let your friends know.  This one is one helluva ride! Check out the trailer below so you can belee it for yoself!


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