Thing That Should Not Be: Delivery (2006)

File under misleading covers.  Zach Galifinakis is not the killer.

Hard to do anything with this slow assed piece of shit.  The pacing is terrible.  The kills don’t come until an hour and ten minutes into an hour and a half movie.  It is low budget, shot on digital camera and it shows.

The cover looked cool but that’s about all it had going for it.  Matt Nelson’s acting showed real promise, but this is a slasher flick supposedly.  Not good enough.  

Monty the pizza guy is shit on all the time by his boss, coworkers and customers.  No one likes Monty.  Monty’s dad offed his mom then ate a shotgun in front of Monty and all his friends.  Monty finally loses his shit and kills some people before he is killed.  There are two or three cheesy bits that show this is some generational shit that will not go away.  Blah blah blah.

Don’t fucking waste your time.  It sucks.  Not even semi-regular visits to a house full of naked and bi-curious sorority sisters can save this piece o’ shit.  No pics provided because no one cared enough to put many out online. 

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